Nicolas Cage, House MD and Miss Cream Tease...

In a vain attempt to make me fancy Nicolas Cage my Mum is making me flick through at least 3 Google-Images pages on 'Wild at Heart'; even in Moonstruck I didn't think he was particularly swoon-worthy.


I'd much rather do some 'important research' on the many faces of David Bowie or watch a couple of episodes of House MD (most notably the one where Jesse Spencer gets his top off). Hugh Laurie has to be one of the nicest men on the earth, with the most beautiful eyes! Lots of girls at my school seem to think that the head of music deserves similar praise, so it's no surprise that there's a fight to turn the pages of piano music when he's playing (I wonder if there's something sensual about that)! Fortunately, I'm not in his fan club...so no broken fingers there!

I'm really proud of my sister Scooby after her very first Burlesque performance at the Kitty Kat Club as Miss Cream Tease (http://www.creamtease.co.uk/), being her little sister is a pleasure but I can't help but be jealous of her long legs. Even when she looks like a pile of shit (her eyelids swell up in the mornings if she's stayed up too late) men drool all over her; if she's not the next Dita Von Tease I'll let the flea-ridden dogs sleep in my bed for a month!!!